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A Tribute to Little Lake: From Jesse James Johnson’s Wild West to the Water Wonderland of Camp Branch Acres
Ah, Little Lake. It’s the crown jewel of Camp Branch Acres (besides Lake Livingston)—a place for fishing, relaxing, and, for some, a key survival resource for when the world inevitably spirals into chaos. But before we go imagining Little Lake as the pure, tranquil oasis of our dreams, let’s take a step back in time…
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The Case of the Tennis Ball Terrorist
In the serene hamlet of Camp Branch Acres, where the most exciting news usually revolves around whose dog is the cutest or who has the fastest jetski, a new, baffling menace has emerged: the Tennis Ball Terrorist. This elusive fiend struck terror into the hearts of residents by allegedly committing the heinous act of gluing…
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Camp Branch Acres Welcomes the Jussie Smollett Fan Club: Kody Yawn Takes the Helm
Jussie Convicted on False Police Reports, Fake Hate Crime In a groundbreaking development that has left the residents of Camp Branch Acres both bewildered and bemused, a new club has emerged on the community scene. Yes, you heard it right: the Jussie Smollett Fan Club is now officially a thing, and who better to lead…