Author: Redneck Robby
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Tractor Wars: Has Tractor Tim Lost His Mojo?
In the quiet, rural community of Camp Branch Acres, a storm is brewing—not the kind that brings rain and flooding, thank God, but a showdown of epic proportions involving two of the community’s most colorful characters: Tractor Tim and Dudley Dumbass. The cause of this latest feud? The mighty tractor. Yes, folks, it seems that…
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Hidden Heartaches and a Dam Good Idea
Well, I gotta say, when good ol’ Ben bought that place on the little lake, it sure looked like a dream come true, I’m sure. You know, a nice piece of water, some peace and quiet, and maybe a few fish to catch now and then. But, man, did that dream come with some hidden…
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Throwback Thursday with Redneck Robby: The Little Lake Purchase that Almost Was.
Howdy, y’all! It’s Redneck Robby here, and I’ve got a tale from back in the day that’s perfect for Throwback Thursday. Now, listen up, ’cause this one’s a doozy. So, a few years ago, our POA board was kickin’ around the idea of buyin’ the property with the little lake on it. I tell ya,…
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Camp Branch Acres Throwback Thursday: When the 356 Volunteer Fire Department Burned Up!
Y’all remember back in the day (July 17, 2011) when the 356 Volunteer Fire Department near Camp Branch Acres burned down faster than a squirrel on a greased pole? Yep, good ol’ Camp Branch Acres sure had a moment of glory that Sunday morning. It’s like one of those stories that starts with “Hold my…
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Redneck Robby’s Tale of the Category 5 “Sarcastic Storm”
Well, folks, let me spin y’all a yarn about the infamous Category 5 “Sarcastic Storm” that just whooped through Camp Branch Acres. You wouldn’t believe the havoc this storm unleashed on our so-called idealistic community, leaving us all scrambling like chickens with our heads cut off. But I could see it commen’, since the community…