Camp Branch Acres was honored this week to witness Theresa Troll’s brilliant oration during the Q&A session, where her rallying cry of “We have the power!” echoed through the room like a thunderbolt. With the fervor usually reserved for her ‘artistic’ beautification projects that somehow never catch on, Theresa took the floor and delivered a performance that will surely be remembered as a turning point in our community.
In a twist that no one saw coming, it seems that her words reached the hearts and minds of the FEMA funds recipients in the audience. As they listened to Theresa’s emphatic declaration that the power no longer lies in the hands of the board, but in theirs, something extraordinary happened: they re-evaluated their entire role in the road project. Suddenly, the recipients of FEMA funds realized that they held the true power in this situation, causing them to rethink their involvement altogether. A quick call to FEMA confirmed that the decision of where to spend the FEMA funds is firmly within the discretion of those who have received those funds.
And with that, the endless delays and pointless questions that miss the point can finally be set aside. The road project, long languishing in a quagmire of bureaucracy and indecision, can now move forward. The cut-off section of Camp Branch Acres will soon be able to breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that a call to 911 will bring responders directly to their doors. Mail and packages will be able to be delivered unimpeded (well, as unimpeded as it was before). Construction projects can resume, and residents can once again utilize the boat ramp without fearing they’ll need a Sherpa guide to reach it.
Truly, Jerry O’Toole may want to give you a gold star for “Most Helpful” in getting the county project back on track.
As a community, we owe Theresa Troll a standing ovation for her role in this revelation. Who knew that with just a few powerful words, we could turn the tables on our entire road project? Here’s to more inspiring speeches and a future where the true power resides exactly where it belongs—with the people who hold the funds.
Thank you, Theresa. You truly are a trendsetter.
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